Hunting Houseflies

No one in this house likes it when flies get inside. Flies do get inside frequently, though, due mostly to the fact that the dogs want to go in and out of the house throughout the day. Sam and Liam have developed a very cat-like ability to hunt down the bugs that get in. And then they eat them.

"Oh boy, I'z spottin' an introoder. Get it, Liam."
“Oh boy, I’z spottin’ an introoder. Get it, Liam.”
"oh, yep. I sees it too."
“oh, yep. I sees it too.”
"I'z got u now, introoder."
“I’z got u now, introoder.”
"Hey, Mahm. That wuz hard werk. May-b u shuld sweep the floorz, agin. Tha floorz are lookin' kinda hairy. We'z sheddin'. "
“Hey, Mahm. That wuz hard werk. May-b u shuld sweep the floorz, agin. Tha floorz are lookin’ kinda hairy. We’z sheddin’. “

Don’t judge them too harshly for their second-rate grammar. English is not their first language. But they’re pretty stellar hunters, aren’t they?

~Sam and Liam’s “Mahm”

ps-I did sweep the floor after that.

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