You know how superlatives are supposed to be nice? And they’re also supposed to be applied towards humans? Usually the ones that are graduating from high school?
Yeah, that’s not this post. This post is superlatives for our pups. Tom and I were laughing about which of them was most likely to do certain things the other day, and I decided to put that memory down in blog post form. Not all of them are great things either.
Sam is most likely to…
*Wake you up in the middle of the night for a potty break.
*Be picked up, since she’s so light.
*Beg for human food and steal it if she has the chance.
*Give you a fist bump.
*Go upstairs to go to bed early in the evening.
*Sneak into the guest bedroom to sleep on the bed.
*Be terrified of little kids.
*Favor grown men.
*Roll over for a belly rub.
*Bark if she hears noise in the neighborhood.
*Be afraid of storms.
*Steal your socks.
*Climb into your lap while you’re at the computer.
*Sleep on her back in the sunshine.
Liam is most likely to...
*Want to sleep on the bed next to you (and get on the bed when Tom’s not around).
*Need to know where every person and dog in the house or yard is at all times.
*Want to play with a toy, especially green ball.
*Sneak onto the couch to sleep.
*Give you a high five.
*Drag their doggy bed around the living room or even up the stairs.
*Chew on pillowcases.
*Get scared when his mom cooks bacon or chops anything with a knife.
*Bark or whine until you give him your attention.
*Do tricks for a treat.
*Steal rawhide from Sam.
*Be tuned in to his mom (if I am sick or hurt or upset, he knows it and comes to lie next to me or lick my face).
*Hate the rain so much that he will act like he doesn’t have to use the bathroom when he really needs to go so he can stay inside.
So, what about you? What is your dog or cat (or other animal… or husband 😉 ) most likely to do?